Feb 09

Blake Griffin Smacks Justin Bieber At Hollywood Starbucks

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA– Justin Bieber simply can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble. Police were dispatched this morning to respond to an altercation at a Starbucks in West Hollywood involving some familiar faces. A barista at the coffee house was apparently confronted by Bieber  when he refused to serve the pop star because he …

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Feb 09

World Cup Added To Olympics

Brasília, Brazil – It is official, the World Cup will soon be added to the Olympics. It will be run as it is, but as an Olympic event. So while your nations team is not only fighting for the World Cup Championship. They are fighting for those gold medals to help your nation win the …

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Feb 09

Not Again, Jordan! Michael Jordan Returns For Third Time

DES MOINES, IOWA–. Well, he’s done it again. Not with baseball, not with basketball, but with hockey. Apparently the man just can’t quit. The legend of the Chicago Bulls, one of the all time greats, has decided to come back and play sports again. He did it with baseball, now he wants to try his …

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Feb 09

To Kick Or Not To Kick: The NFL’s New PAT Rule

Recently Roger Goodell has been contemplating whether or not the NFL should do away with point after the touchdown kicks.  Well it seems a decision has been made. Starting in the preseason next year the PAT will be kicked by an assistant coach of the other teams choice, but hold on this is not as …

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Feb 08

Brett Favre Planning Return To NFL Yet Again

FOXBOROUGH, MASSACHUSETTS– Brett Favre will be turning 45 this year on October 10th, and he is yet again planning to return to the NFL. After retiring in 2007 with the Packers and then coming back to play for the Jets and the Vikings, then retiring, Brett Favre is planning on returning again. This time, the …

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Feb 07

Dog Killing Debuts As New Sport In 2014 Winter Olympics

SOCHI, RUSSIA —  Dog lovers, you may want stop reading now, or find a puppy to hug.   Reports out of Russia have surfaced that the Russian government has created a sick new sport. Over the course of several years, the city of Sochi, Russia has seen the population of stray dogs increasing rapidly.  They …

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Feb 07

Peyton Manning To Coach?

Denver, Colorado –   In breaking news, Manning did not like his neck results well enough to return to Denver as a Quarterback. Instead he is considering taking a job as an Offensive Coordinator. “I’d love to coach in the NFL if given the opportunity. I have some great audible packages in mind. It would …

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Feb 05

Breaking News: Cowboys QB Tony Romo Traded To Houston Texans For #1 Overall Pick

DALLAS, TX — Recently out Cowboys QB Tony Romo has just been traded to Texas rival Houston Texans for the #1 overall pick in this years NFL Draft. Romo who just recently came out to the public that he was gay with Cowboys teammate Jason Witten signed a major extension but now Romo is headed …

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Feb 05

Vladimir Putin Joins Russian Hockey Team To Compete In Winter Olympics

Russian President Vladimir Putin has loved this winter Olympics like his own kid. He has taken many persuasions to make sure it is safe. And today he took the last one. This morning, he announced that he would be joining the Russian hockey team. Putin said that with him there, he could look over his …

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Feb 05

Teddy Bridgewater Undergoes Sex Change Operation; Vows To Be First Female To Play In NFL.

LOUISVILLE, KY — Last year Lauren Silberman made history as she became the first female participant in an NFL-sponsored tryout.  Today, we have reports that we may see the first female to play in the NFL and that female will likely be drafted in the first round of the upcoming NFL draft. Tamika Bridgewater, AKA Teddy Bridgewater, underwent …

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